CSI:North Pole
ACT 1- TroubleScene 1- A TrapSanta stands on the roof of the last State carrying a sack full of presents. Ready to jump inSANTASanta: Wahohohoho! Last state!Santa jumps down the chimney, then falls into a trap.MCKAYLAKidnapper 1: Mwahahaha!MCKAYLAKidnapper 1 and Kidnapper 2 high fiveAVAKidnapper 2: (jumping up and down) We did it! We did it! We did it! Revenge!!!SANTASanta: Sorry to interrupt your partying, but I'm confussed...MCKAYLAKidnapper 1: Nice try, but we will never forget that awful year.Santa had a questioning faceSANTASanta: Huh?AVAI really think he doesn't remember...(whispers to Mckayla loudly)
MCKAYLAKidnapper 1: You... you... you don't remember that year you gave us coal? you fat potato!!!Scene 2- Away He GoesSANTASanta: Ohhh! Kids these days... All they can think about is revenge...AVAKidnapper 2: Well, is it time Ava?MCKAYLAKidnapper 1: I think so Mckayla.AVAKidnapper 2: May I have the honor?MCKAYLAKidnapper 1: Go ahead! I'll bring the rope....K2 silently ties up Santa, around and around him with ropeMCKAYLAKidnapper 1: May I have the great pleasure?AVAKidnapper 2: Go ahead Ava!Laughing, K1 stuffs Santa into the closet. Lights dim.Scene 3- A Worried MessBuddy runs into the Claus' house, worried.BUDDY& MRS. CLAUSBuddy and Mrs. Claus in unison: Have you seen Santa???MRS. CLAUSEMrs Claus: Oh no! I hope hes okay... HIs cookies are getting cold... He was suppose to be here an hour ago!BUDDYBuddy: Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!Santa!?!? Daddy?!?! Where are you??? Oh no!Buddy pretends to faint, falling on the floor.MRS. CLAUSMrs. Claus: I have an idea!Buddy quickly jumps up, off the floorBUDDYBuddy: Yay! An idea! What is it? What is it? What is it?MRS. CLAUSMrs. Claus: Well...BUDDYBuddy: Hurry up!MRS.CLAUSEMrs. Claus: I was thinking...BUDDYBuddy: OMG! You talk as slow as an old lady!Mrs Claus chucklesNRS. CLAUS Mrs. Claus: Maybe because I am one...BUDDYBuddy: Doesn't matter! Just get to the point!MRS. CLAUSMrs. Claus: Well I was thinkingQuickly glances at Buddythat we could...BUDDYBuddy: Yes?MRS. CLUASWe could call Captain Hail and Lieutenant Snow!BUDDYBuddy: Ohh! Thats a great idea! Maybe we can save Daddy after all!ACT 2(Back at Santa’s Castle there was a knock at the door. Buddy answers the door. In come two detectives in white coats)HELGADetective 1 (Helga): My name is Captain Hail and this is my partner Lieutenant Snow.ASHLEYDetective 2 (Ashley): Now, Mrs. Claus please tell us exactly what happened( Mrs. Claus, Dancer, and Buddy tell the story of hearing Dancer and the arrival of the two kidnappers.)Helga: Don’t worry Mrs. Claus we will find out what happened. We will make sure that Christmas happens this year!ACT 3( The Detectives are both outside investigating)HELGAHelga: Look, there are footprints in the snow leading to the reindeer stable. Those are way to bid to be from Buddy.
ASHLEYAshley: You are right; let’s follow them.HELGAHelga: Look over there, I see sleigh tracks in the snow.ASHLEYAshley: Yes, you’re right. And they lead in the same direction as Poleville. Those track definitely do no come from our sleigh.HELGAHelga: Quick, let’s get in our sleigh and head back to Poleville. There’s no time to waste.ACT 4HELGAHelga: Look over there. The tracks lead to that small cabin.( Helga and Ashley knock on the door of the small cabin. Kidnapper 1 opens the door just a crack. He puts on a big fake smile)HELGAHelga: Sorry to disturb you sir. We are investigating a crime.kidnapper1: A CRIME ! How terrible. What can I do to helpAshley : Can we come in mam?Kidnapper 1: Why certainly. We were just making some cocoaHelga: Mam, tonight something terrible has happened. Santa has been kidnapped.(Just then Kidnapper 2 introduces himself to the police offices)Kidnapper 2: Hello gentlemen. I am her sister. I could not help overhearing that Santa has been kidnapped.Ashley: That’s right. Have the two of you seen anything unusual tonight.Kidnapper 1: Not at all. All is calm and quite tonight.(Just then, Ashley heard a loud bang in the closet)Ashley: What was that? I heard a noise from your closetKidnapper 2: Oh that is just our cat. It is always jumping and knocking over things.Helga: If it is all the same to you, we want to have a look inside of your closet. Lieutenant, take a look.(Ashley opens the door and finds Santa with his hands tied behind a chain and a scarf tied around his mouth)Ashley: What is this?(Helga rushes over to the closet)Helga: You are under arrest for the kidnapping of Santa Clause. Why in the world would you and your brother do such an evil thing?Kidnapper 1: We have wanted to do this for years. Santa put us on the “Naughty List”!Helga: Well, I can certainly see why. You can expect coal in your stockings for a very long time.(Ashley put handcuffs on the Kidnappers and leads them out of the cabin)ACT 5( Helga and Ashley return to Santa’s Castle with Santa. There is a big knock on the door. Buddy opens the door. The minute Buddy opens the door he sees Santa with the police officers)Buddy: Santa! It is great to see you!Mrs. Clause: Santa, you’re back. How wonderful. You are safe and Christmas is savedSanta: Yes, but only thanks to the great work of Captain Hail and Lieutenant Snow. Without them, there may be now Christmas this year.Helga: Just doing the job. Just doing the job. No need for thanks.Ashley: Well, it’s time for us to go. You must have many things to do before Christmas.Santa: Oh yes, I do. In fact, I need to make sure the elves make two very special gifts for both of you. Ho, Ho, Ho! Merry Christmas to all!THE END